My fucking dog just took a fucking condom out of the garbage. It is not mine so it must be my fucking Dads. I am going to puke. This is so TMI but I have nowhere else safe to address my displeasure. My god I am horrified.
My fucking dog just took a fucking condom out of the garbage. It is not mine so it must be my fucking Dads. I am going to puke. This is so TMI but I have nowhere else safe to address my displeasure. My god I am horrified.

We get to sleep in tomorrow! No work, fuck yeah.
I hadn’t known they released it to DVD til recently. I now officially own all Angie’s movies its very satisfying to have completed my collection.

Cassidy is a kiss monster. There is never a kissing opportunity that she will pass up.
This is the first time in my whole life I have ever posted anything that I’ve done musically… I need more practice a whole lot more.
—Nothing to do? Why not make gratuitous gifs of myself.
Sounds like something I’d do.
Yes, those are Angelina Jolie’s breasts in the background.
Were you drunk last night?
No why?
because you called me a boner in all caps.
No, I wasn't drunk. I'm just hilarious.
I'm Britt. I'm 21 and when I feel so obliged I make gifs of Angelina Jolie. This blog is dedicated to my life, Angelina Jolie and my other varied interests.